{"product_id":"touching-hazardous-metal-sign","title":"Touching Is Hazardous Metal Sign 12 x 15 Funny Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTouching Is Hazardous Metal Sign — Funny Garage Decor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake your space unmistakably yours with the Touching Is Hazardous Metal Sign. Measuring a perfect 12 x 15 inches, this cheeky tin sign delivers a clear, tongue-in-cheek warning that's perfect for tool benches, workshops, mancaves, and any space where your stuff has a habit of disappearing. It's a guaranteed laugh — and a not-so-subtle hint to the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable embossed metal, this sign features bold full-color graphics with the kind of raised, tactile detail that gives vintage signs their charm. The slightly weathered, distressed finish gives it an authentic, lived-in feel — like it's been hanging in your garage for years. Pre-drilled corner holes make hanging fast and easy in any space — your workshop, basement bar, gameroom, or shed. A fun gift idea for the tinkerer, gearhead, or collector in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 x 15-inch embossed metal sign with raised 3D detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Touching Is Hazardous\" graphic in full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed, weathered finish for authentic vintage style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-drilled corner holes for easy wall mounting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for workshops, garages, mancaves, and rec rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Brantford Surplus?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Brantford Surplus, we bring affordable garage, workshop, and rec room style to Brantford, Ontario. We curate fun, well-made decor pieces like novelty metal signs and price them so you can fill your wall with personality without spending a fortune. Friendly service, fair prices, dependable quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStake your claim — grab the Touching Is Hazardous Metal Sign today and let your space speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KWDC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45243947941967,"sku":"97MES189","price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/3955\/files\/97MES189.png?v=1778811029","url":"https:\/\/brantfordsurplus.com\/products\/touching-hazardous-metal-sign","provider":"Brantford Surplus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}